for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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