I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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