i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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