i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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