Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize