Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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