you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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