OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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