so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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