The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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