i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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