ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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