Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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