i just had sex bonerless
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you win again, gameday.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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