I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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