Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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