Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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