I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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