Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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