Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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