You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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