ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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