Apparently you make a good broom.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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