Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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