Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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