No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
And then my night got REAL pukey
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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