I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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