there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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