So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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