I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize
