We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
