i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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