Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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