idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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