Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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