what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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