one two three fourrrrnication!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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