People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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