So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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