Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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