she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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