you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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