Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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