If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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