She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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