Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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