Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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