How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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