Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
