we're blogging at a bar
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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