I'm going to jail i love you
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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