i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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