I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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