How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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