I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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